Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Hows my little stunned twice?

Holy crap read this:

NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (AP) -- Five fifth-grade students face criminal charges after authorities said four of them had sex in front of other students in an unsupervised classroom and kept a classmate posted as a lookout for teachers.

The students were arrested Tuesday at the Spearsville school in rural north Louisiana, authorities said. Two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy were charged with obscenity, a felony. An 11-year-old boy, the alleged lookout, was charged with being an accessory.

"After 44 years of doing this work, nothing shocks me anymore," said Union Parish Sheriff Bob Buckley. "But this comes pretty close."

Authorities said the incident happened March 27 at the school, which houses students from kindergarten through 12th grade. A high school teacher normally watches the fifth-grade class at the time, but went to an assembly for older students and the class was inadvertently left unattended, Buckley said.

The class, which had around 10 other students, was alone for about 15 minutes, he said.

"When no teacher showed up, the four began to have sex in the classroom with the other elementary students in the classroom with them," he said.

It took a day for authorities to find out about the incident. A student who had been in the class told a high school student about it the next day, Buckley said. The student told a teacher, and school officials notified the sheriff's office. Detectives began questioning students Thursday.

School officials did not return calls seeking comment.

The students, who were not identified because of their age, were released to their parents after their arrests, Buckley said. They will next be arraigned in juvenile court.

A message seeking comment from the district attorney was not immediately returned.

Buckley said it was unclear what penalties the children could face.


OH.
MY.
GOD.

I wasn't even sure how all that worked down there ON ME!!! Let alone with someone else too. Jesus, I can't believe this. I'm speechless...oh wait, yeah only in the south...

5 comments:

FullaLove said...

Ummm, I don't even think I had my first kiss until I was in 6th grade, let alone have sex. I don't get how they could be exposed to sex at such a young age...and I think this means it had happened before, because we all know the first time takes way more than 15 minutes. Hell it takes that long just for the guy to get himself in the right place.

I am appalled. And jealous. Fifth graders are getting laid and I'm not? Bah.

samma said...

we can thank the god damned oversexed media for this.

63hz said...

Well that takes the cake for most unsettling news article I've read today. Second place goes to Keith Richards snorting his father's ashes.

anniemosity said...

jesus christ.

and anyway, when you're that age and you don't know how that stuff works, why would you find out in front of ten other people? awkward.

what the hell is wrong with people?

god i just flashed back to my fifth grade class. pretty sure i don't want to see any of them naked. ever. well, except maybe one. but now, not then. ick. god. gross.

Anonymous said...

In fifth grade I had a fellow student tell me to start having sex now because you couldn't get a girl pregnant yet. He was a sexually active fifth grader. His parents were heroin addicts. He lived in a shack. He watched his parents have sex. He was completely unsupervised. By the time he was 18, he was off to prison.

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