Hows my little Snood Pro?

This post is dedicated to how much I Rule at snood.



I Will Keep it simple
Here Are my High and low scores, if anyone has something better, I will redouble my addiction:
Armageddon
High: 43703 Low: 30279
Evil
High: 34706 Low: 26870
Custom
High: 4624 Low: 0
Puzzle
High: 269354 Low: 90658
Journey
High: 74394 Low: 24592
Child
High: 6886 Low: 5656
Easy
High: 7969 Low: 0
Medium
High: 10426 Low: 0
Hard
High: 14598 Low: 625 (chalmers score at #5 11297)

If you dont know what any of this is I sugest you check out www.snood.com
become educated and addicted.

That is all, the only scores I am really proud of are my Evil and Armageddon

Hows my little sleepy entry?

What a great day to sleep all day
Its cold foggyish and rainy and all of our snow is gone
bull shit
It was a good Turkey break kids, glad to see who I saw and my family.

I have pictures, and Im sure Jon will bother me plenty to get em up, he has already started

Hows my little come to grip?

Oh my god its happening. Folks I am going to be honest I really REALLY tried hard to stop it from happening....but it did. I really am truely sorry. I'll bet its happening to you too. You might be taking it a little better than me, You might have in fact actually welcomed it into your life, embraced it, maybe even tried to encourage it and help it along. Or you could have been like me and tried to avoid it, maybe even run away from it. I even tried ducking behind some bushes....but it was too close and it saw me and caught up with me.
I'm growing up.
God damnit.
I honestly didnt know when this would happen...to be perfectly honest I was hoping it wouldent happen for awhile. It really hit home when I was *gasp* (sorry for this) read Henry's blog. For some reason his mentioning of quitting smoking really made me realize it. Also I keep hearing this talk of graduation and people moving on with their lives after college. I am one of those people too, college is great, dont get me wrong...but its like high school...Its starting to get old and I want a change of pace, maybe I shouldent be thinking of this 2 years early, buuuuuuuuuut I am haha oh well.
I dont even know what I really want to be when I grow up. A sex slave wouldnt be bad, but I'll need some practice to do that.
I am also starting to somewhat pay attention to what I wear, by no means am I following fasion or am I spending more than 1$ a week on clothes (last week I did drop like $10 for some boxers and socks) but THE Sarah Fuller last year told me to wear a little smaller of shirts, because "you can actually see your body" that kind of triggered it.
Another sign I noticed last year, but tried to ignore, was me starting to fall out of love with Punk Rock, I think its for a couple of reasons, finding new good punk seems to be getting hard, when I am comparing it to such great bands like Green Day, Flogging Molly, Rancid, Unwritten Law, and a few others who keep coming out with GOOD music. I dont really know what I am starting to like more now, but I do know that I have more respect for a band that can actually play their insturments well, rather than how few chords can be used in one song.
Another thing is, I am 21 the only thing I cant do now is rent a car. I can kill someone when bush starts drafting his army, I can leagaly kill myself with cigarettes, and booze. I can even gamble (more of) my lively hood away, oh and buy chicks to dance on me. oh life.....


As the Transplants put it, "this is for The Misfits, the Freaks, and The Runts, fuck the motherfuckin' back-stabbin' cunts"
Not sure of that line's relevance but just go with me here, K?

But dont get worried about me, its not an onslaught of maturity in me, I did just buy the emperor's new groove today =), and I still have scooby doo boxers.

Hows my little Beat-down?

So after pondering my previously posted question, sent to me by John, who is Sarah fuller's BF not a stranger in fact, I think I have an adequate answer. I think I could take on 35 five year olds and win. I say 35 because if I walked into my old kindergarten classroom I think I could take em all down with some sort of ease. Really if you imagine it, their necks aren't fully developed, even if they are trained for a whole day on how to kick my ass, I could just grab one by the head and swing it around knocking out a bunch of other little ones. A five year old is also very light, so even though I can not touch the walls, I can heave them up against them without too much problem. I am imagining me spinning around like a hammer throw and a toss, it would work. Since I am guaranteed a cup for the safety of my penis and testicles, I feel like really I would be adequately equipped to take on 35 5 year olds. They are really only a few feet tall so the only shots they will have on me is stomach shots MAYBE a kidney shot, if there is a ogre of a 5 year-old in there. As all of you know, I have abdominal muscles that were forged deep in the pits of Mt. Doom and very strong so I am not worried about that either. The only reason I have a non-infinite number because I feel like I would start to get too tired to battle after too many more than 35 and begin to make some costly mistakes.

So there you have it, I think I could take on 35 five year-old children, and still win.

Hows my little voyager?

Well folks I went to bemidji this weekend and saw the old crew. It was great fun I really missed those kids. Pete and I went to the bemidji bars, and all around, not much has changed around there, except the dining hall was remodeled on the inside and it doesnt look quite so scary, and more calming for eating food. All around this weekend was a delightful one, Pete I hope you read this you cute little devil you. Ill be posting my B-town/ISU pix on my webshots so keep checking my profile in AIM to see when I get em up.


Ok for whoever would like to participate, a stranger sent this to me on AIM on friday right before I left to B-town, I will be posting mine tommarow, cause two blogs in one day? thats far too much to read, but mostly, it's too much to write. I would like to hear a girl's response to this as well, so girls, loosen up and be creative.

How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:
- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There
are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked
unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is
"out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids
from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be
50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms
of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who
will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will
receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the
standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the
bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you
down.

You can get your Inspiration for it here...

Hows my little funny Picture?

I found these today while researching for a project in a class:







I love art

Hows my little ham cheese and balonga sandwich?

The past few days have been interasting for me. Monday was a busy one, it was good my internet was down or I wouldn't have gotten anything finished. I went to the library and worked for three and a half hours on a project when photoshop froze i lost everything, including the stuff i had been saving too! I was horribly angry, I walked home to cool off, it was probably a good thing too, I might have thrown something through a window....
Yesterday I had 3 critques, for you non art kids, thats the equivalant of 3 tests, lots of preperation for that grr. The highlight of yesterday was definately dinner. I had a double date over at my house. This was the first double date I've expirenced with only one girl though. Chin and I made dinner for Aaron and Ann. It was really good too, chicken, stuffing, corn, taters, the movie Porkys and finished up with some tasty pie.
I got a haircut today...kinda
My hair is still black
I like my new scary/emo picture
I walked home from school today and looked at the waterfall by the old Co-Op.
I'm headed to B-Town this weekend, I miss those kids
I want a DVD burner for my compter

Hows my little Visitor?

Iowa State weekend was really fun, I ejoyed many things while down there and had tons of fun. It left such a good impression on me I just might go back to visit. Although I am happy I do not go there for school, I like UMD better. I decided the most interasting way to tell you folks what we did down in yonder harvested corn land would be statistically, in bullet form of course.

* Approximate number of miles I drove.......800
* Time spent in the (I DRIVE A DODGE) Stratus.......almost 12 hours
* Number of times I got lost on the way down.......0
* Number of times I got lost while there.......1
* Number of energy drinks I purchased.......5
* Number of cans of "Pimp Juice" I now have.....2
* Number of Gyros Tony^2 ate.......5
* Number of alcoholic drinks I consumed.......5
* Number of Chalmers I got to hang out with.......3
* Times someone said Hey Chalmers! and all 3 looked.....0
* Times someone said Hey Tony! and we looked.....0 (a new record)
* Number of beers I had......1(first whole one ever)
* How many beers too many I had......1
* Number of pictures I took this weekend.....139
* Number of couches found in trees....1
* Number of Tonys found in trees.....2
* Possible amount of money BJ spent on beer at OAR.......$16-$18
* Number of beers BJ consumed at OAR......3
* Strokes over par at the Disc Golf course I was.....3
* Number of Disc Golf games I won.....1
* Number of times we made fun of Tony for not being 21......lots


And there you have it, Iowa State was fun, I met a few of BJ and Andrew's friends, and we even ran into Dan Webber on the street and had a jag-bomb with him. ohh being 21 yay! Hope you kids had fun this weekend too!

Hows my little traveler?

I am off to Iowa State for the weekend with three Chalmers, a Johnson, and possibly a Czech. i am pumped to waner around Iowa, i feel like i will get lost on foot not in a car...maybe I will make it a goal, hmmmm... Be back sunday with stories of my travels!

Hows my little employed student?

I HAVE A JOB!
I get to work at the Best Western EDGEWATER Waterpark doing all sorts of stupid little things, BUT I get a walkieTalkie. And for every 500 hours i work they give me 500$ towards school, the ski place job would be really nice...but this one also has some other good benifits as well as i get paid more $$. i might see if they woldnet mine me working the ski shop like one day a week though...because there are some nice perks there too, who knows?
Today is Breif