Have you ever seen Albino Porn? Laura and I are just so curious about all their "parts" we have to know, and apparently so do many others.
Turns out it is the internet equivalent of bigfoot.
This is all I came up with:
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Hows my little Albino?
Burning Question:
Have you ever seen Albino Porn? Laura and I are just so curious about all their "parts" we have to know, and apparently so do many others.
Turns out it is the internet equivalent of bigfoot.
This is all I came up with:
Have you ever seen Albino Porn? Laura and I are just so curious about all their "parts" we have to know, and apparently so do many others.
Turns out it is the internet equivalent of bigfoot.
This is all I came up with:
Monday, September 24, 2007
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Hows my little beerfest?
Written Last night
Alright I suppose this entry is just as good now as it is any other time...full of beer memory "fresh" First I would like to start with apologies. anyone I sent a text message (this includes my dad). BUT! I only apologize if it was annoying.
Today I geocached! 3 for 3 YAY! afterwards I went for a run because I was late to meet my friends for:
Beerfest!! Beer fest was a grand old time. we got there at 4:30ish in the mood to sample some beers. We kicked it off with some capital brewing out of somewhere in Wisconsin...as with most of the brews from the festival. Jason and I thought it to be a great Idea to write down all of the beers that we tried to (accomplish two things) see how much we drank and to see what we liked. Jason may have fared well and kept his brochure until he got home. Alas mine was lost to the McDonald's trash can...to be honest I am really sad...Anyway I would be an asshole to dewll...so I wont
My favorite beer of the [___] That I tried was most likely from Duluth brewed Fitgers...twas quite good...if only I could remember the name (get the idea?) If that wasn't my fav it was definitely the summit pilsner....MMMMMMMMMM tasty full of good flavor and lots of yumness. My Least favorite was [_____] because it tasted like Doritos made liquid, which is actually really gross despite what you may think.
Anyway I tried a grand total of [__] beers and had a grand old time, although I did notice on my rating scale beers started to earn more smiles as the night went on, although I may have been more picky at the beginning, and I do hate to say that EVERY stout I drank tasted like crap mixed with dirt...even Guinness...what a shame.
Written Today
We Left the Joint at 8:00 I made out with four glasses and Jason as well but Dan pawned one of Jason's off to some girl Ben made out with. And somehow I ended up with a GIANT can of..
I'm not exactly sure how I ended up with that but I'm fairly certain that I got it by asking for it, which is funny because if you have tried that, it would be silly for any one to ask for it, let alone BUY it.
AFTER Brewfest we...[Dan Jason Chad Ben and I] went for a very long walk. This was to get us closer to Sarah for when she picked us up. The funny thing is none of us were exactly sure where we walked to and how we got to wherever we actually ended up. The only thing we all know for sure is there was a giant bridge we walked over with a whole bunch of trains running beneath us.
So altogether I had fun tried quite a few beers that I wouldn't normally have and can definitely call the evening an overall success.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Hows my little Vote on Looks?
3 in one day...I know but sometime you just can't keep something in. For the third entry I would like to show my faithful readers (if any of you are left) the potential presidential candidates for the November 08 election. Now if you are voting purely on looks alone The Democrats are miles ahead of the republicans. Lord knows thats how I vote. So lets Take a gander at the 08 crop:
Starting with the GOP ticket:
John McCain lacking...lacking in energy, youth, good looks, and overall happiness. Pros:looks like 25 years ago he could really kick ass (look at those shoulders!)
Rudy Giuliani I think he looks like a healthy Crpytkeeper
Pros: for an old dude he doesn't look so bad [in drag]
Fred Thompson displays his age right beneath his eyes in one all encompassing evil look.
Pros: looks like Giuliani
Dick Cheny is old tired angry and old. And angry
Pros: he doesn't look like Giuliani
Lastly:
Mitt Romney THANK GOD for the small stuff, I bet you were thinking the entire Republican Bill was full of ugly scary angry old dudes, well no not one bit. Romney wins this hands down, look! He is even tan!
Cons: Hair, do something with the hair
Now for the asses:
Hilary Clinton, I got creeeped out with how similar she looks to my mom. Only my mom [cons] doesn't look like she will burn holes in me with her eyes
Barack Obama is downright handsome boyishly cute you might even say.
Cons: His ears look like they can pick up sonar.
John Edwards looks well...seasoned he seem to be trapped between old and young and doesn't want to accept old.
Pros: Looks like he has some energy and spunk, uncommon amongst politicians.
Lastly:
Frosty The Snowman looks good because lets be honest the democratic party doesn't have any other realistic candidates. Tell them to save their money and go to Aruba.
So now its up to you faithful readers on looks alone who is your tally after, I'm giving Obama my check mark
Starting with the GOP ticket:
John McCain lacking...lacking in energy, youth, good looks, and overall happiness. Pros:looks like 25 years ago he could really kick ass (look at those shoulders!)
Rudy Giuliani I think he looks like a healthy Crpytkeeper
Pros: for an old dude he doesn't look so bad [in drag]
Fred Thompson displays his age right beneath his eyes in one all encompassing evil look.
Pros: looks like Giuliani
Dick Cheny is old tired angry and old. And angry
Pros: he doesn't look like Giuliani
Lastly:
Mitt Romney THANK GOD for the small stuff, I bet you were thinking the entire Republican Bill was full of ugly scary angry old dudes, well no not one bit. Romney wins this hands down, look! He is even tan!
Cons: Hair, do something with the hair
Now for the asses:
Hilary Clinton, I got creeeped out with how similar she looks to my mom. Only my mom [cons] doesn't look like she will burn holes in me with her eyes
Barack Obama is downright handsome boyishly cute you might even say.
Cons: His ears look like they can pick up sonar.
John Edwards looks well...seasoned he seem to be trapped between old and young and doesn't want to accept old.
Pros: Looks like he has some energy and spunk, uncommon amongst politicians.
Lastly:
Frosty The Snowman looks good because lets be honest the democratic party doesn't have any other realistic candidates. Tell them to save their money and go to Aruba.
So now its up to you faithful readers on looks alone who is your tally after, I'm giving Obama my check mark
Monday, September 17, 2007
Hows my little Lawsuit?
This is my kind of guy. Do you think the defendant will actually show up to court?
--Read on--
OMAHA, Neb -- State Senator Ernie Chambers is suing God. He says it to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits.
Chambers says senators periodically have offered bills prohibiting the filing of certain types of suits. He says his main objection is the constitution requires that the doors to the courthouse be open to all. Chambers said, "Thus anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody - even God."
Chambers said he decided to file this lawsuit after a suit was filed in early September in federal court against Lancaster County Judge Jeffre Cheuvront. He's the judge who was hearing a sexual assault case, where the woman wants to use the words "rape and victim" during her testimony.
Chambers lawsuit, which was filed on Friday in Douglas County Court, seeks a permanent injunction ordering God to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats.
The lawsuit admits God goes by all sorts of alias, names, titles and designations and it also recognizes the fact that the defendant is “Omnipresent”.
In the lawsuit Chambers says he’s tried to contact God numerous times, “Plaintiff, despite reasonable efforts to effectuate personal service upon Defendant (“Come out, come out, wherever you are”) has been unable to do so.”
The suit also requests that the court given the “peculiar circumstances” of this case waive personal service. It says being Omniscient, the plaintiff assumes God will have actual knowledge of the action.
The lawsuit accuses God “of making and continuing to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons, including constituents of Plaintiff who Plaintiff has the duty to represent.”
It says God has caused, “fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects, and the like.”
The suit also says God has caused, “calamitous catastrophes resulting in the wide-spread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants including innocent babes, infants, children, the aged and infirm without mercy or distinction.”
Chambers also says God “has manifested neither compassion nor remorse, proclaiming that Defendant “will laugh” when calamity comes.
Chambers asks for the court to grant him a summary judgment. He says as an alternative, he wants the judge to set a date for a hearing as “expeditiously” as possible and enter a permanent injunction enjoining God from engaging in the types of deleterious actions and the making of
--Read on--
OMAHA, Neb -- State Senator Ernie Chambers is suing God. He says it to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits.
Chambers says senators periodically have offered bills prohibiting the filing of certain types of suits. He says his main objection is the constitution requires that the doors to the courthouse be open to all. Chambers said, "Thus anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody - even God."
Chambers said he decided to file this lawsuit after a suit was filed in early September in federal court against Lancaster County Judge Jeffre Cheuvront. He's the judge who was hearing a sexual assault case, where the woman wants to use the words "rape and victim" during her testimony.
Chambers lawsuit, which was filed on Friday in Douglas County Court, seeks a permanent injunction ordering God to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats.
The lawsuit admits God goes by all sorts of alias, names, titles and designations and it also recognizes the fact that the defendant is “Omnipresent”.
In the lawsuit Chambers says he’s tried to contact God numerous times, “Plaintiff, despite reasonable efforts to effectuate personal service upon Defendant (“Come out, come out, wherever you are”) has been unable to do so.”
The suit also requests that the court given the “peculiar circumstances” of this case waive personal service. It says being Omniscient, the plaintiff assumes God will have actual knowledge of the action.
The lawsuit accuses God “of making and continuing to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons, including constituents of Plaintiff who Plaintiff has the duty to represent.”
It says God has caused, “fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects, and the like.”
The suit also says God has caused, “calamitous catastrophes resulting in the wide-spread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants including innocent babes, infants, children, the aged and infirm without mercy or distinction.”
Chambers also says God “has manifested neither compassion nor remorse, proclaiming that Defendant “will laugh” when calamity comes.
Chambers asks for the court to grant him a summary judgment. He says as an alternative, he wants the judge to set a date for a hearing as “expeditiously” as possible and enter a permanent injunction enjoining God from engaging in the types of deleterious actions and the making of
Hows my little Super 4th Year?
School began woo hoo!
I think...
So what Am I doing for school right now? Well let me tell you.
Inventing a retail store from the ground up. Our store is called truelove, its a candy store found in tourist areas, pretty sweet huh?
Making a game. I'm not sure what game exactly but if any of you know any simple interactive one person games I am open to suggestions for the next few days. My thought right now is just the memory game where you flip squares to find where a picture is located, that will probably be pretty tough as it is, so let me know!
Making a web-site. This is going to be fun for me It might also be game-like try to finish!! more on this as it develops.
Learning about the History of Photography. Anyone heard of a daguerreotype? I have.
Lastly I am making a movie based off of the three blind mice nursery rhyme, its all laid out we just need to film. It should be fun!
I think...
So what Am I doing for school right now? Well let me tell you.
Inventing a retail store from the ground up. Our store is called truelove, its a candy store found in tourist areas, pretty sweet huh?
Making a game. I'm not sure what game exactly but if any of you know any simple interactive one person games I am open to suggestions for the next few days. My thought right now is just the memory game where you flip squares to find where a picture is located, that will probably be pretty tough as it is, so let me know!
Making a web-site. This is going to be fun for me It might also be game-like try to finish!! more on this as it develops.
Learning about the History of Photography. Anyone heard of a daguerreotype? I have.
Lastly I am making a movie based off of the three blind mice nursery rhyme, its all laid out we just need to film. It should be fun!
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Hows my little interface?
Holy crap our world is so absolutely weird if you just twist yourself around and peer in from an outsiders perspective. I think about all sorts of weird things all the time and in class yesterday was no exception, except this time I had some guided stray thoughts.
The class: Interactive Design
The Subject: Interfaces
The Project: Describe an interface of something in the real world
We chose locks, which got me thinking...
Imagine the interface of a lock, that is, how exactly a lock works. I will go over this quick for the less informed.
Oh, we will be discussing your average door lock just to clarify too.
The user has a piece of metal, a key, cut in such a way that when inserted into a specially designed hole and turned it enables a door to be opened.
So that is the obvious you and I all know that but lets turn it around and look at it from an outsider's perspective:
An informed person hands you a piece of metal and tells you it will open that section of the wall. Well to me that sounds funny itself. That brings us to the functionality of the piece of metal, the oddly-shaped key can only fit into the slot one way (we presume) so the user must find where this key may be inserted to correctly open the door. Now if completely unfamiliar with a door the key could be inserted in the crack between the door and frame and become stuck, now you have a locked and stuck door, with no key. So lets assume the user finds the correct place for the key, hopefully they aren't so unlucky that the key fits upside down and right side up. And now finally our user just figured out how to unlock the door, but to the unfamiliar person they might find themselves wondering, I was told the door would open with this tool. Once again they are challenged with a new idea such that they have just unlocked the door and it is not open. I could go on with the knob and pushing but I probably already lost most of you by here so I'll wrap it up.
Since we are just taught as young children how doors and keys work we have all taken for granted how in fact these interfaces are so very complicated yet we regard them as some of the simplest things in the world. It really makes me appreciate my brain and the things it remembers.
The class: Interactive Design
The Subject: Interfaces
The Project: Describe an interface of something in the real world
We chose locks, which got me thinking...
Imagine the interface of a lock, that is, how exactly a lock works. I will go over this quick for the less informed.
Oh, we will be discussing your average door lock just to clarify too.
The user has a piece of metal, a key, cut in such a way that when inserted into a specially designed hole and turned it enables a door to be opened.
So that is the obvious you and I all know that but lets turn it around and look at it from an outsider's perspective:
An informed person hands you a piece of metal and tells you it will open that section of the wall. Well to me that sounds funny itself. That brings us to the functionality of the piece of metal, the oddly-shaped key can only fit into the slot one way (we presume) so the user must find where this key may be inserted to correctly open the door. Now if completely unfamiliar with a door the key could be inserted in the crack between the door and frame and become stuck, now you have a locked and stuck door, with no key. So lets assume the user finds the correct place for the key, hopefully they aren't so unlucky that the key fits upside down and right side up. And now finally our user just figured out how to unlock the door, but to the unfamiliar person they might find themselves wondering, I was told the door would open with this tool. Once again they are challenged with a new idea such that they have just unlocked the door and it is not open. I could go on with the knob and pushing but I probably already lost most of you by here so I'll wrap it up.
Since we are just taught as young children how doors and keys work we have all taken for granted how in fact these interfaces are so very complicated yet we regard them as some of the simplest things in the world. It really makes me appreciate my brain and the things it remembers.
Sunday, September 09, 2007
Hows my little PC?
Today while out on a Geocaching thrice failed adventure I had a very close call with the good ol release function of my large intestine. I never knew I would say this but Thank God for the Edgewater because I knew exactly where the bathroom was and it saved a very shameful and dirty walk home.
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Hows my little summerfantasticness recap?
So this summer I think I can safely conclude with Laura moving out and the old roomies all settled back in, as well as the beginning of school again. So with that comes less hours of work, more hours of homework, and My summer goal recap!!! woohoo!!
Alright so here they were in all of their grandeur as posted last April:
*Make some new wines including: onion, strawberry, blueberry, raspberry, and dandelion.
--X Wines created; Onion, Rhubarb, Blueberry. The blueberry is probably the only one I wont use as a marinade...
*Make a new batch of wine, this will be a red one.
--X This one is called Scarlet Caboose and is a Cabernet Sauvignon, mmm!
*Go camping with laura.
--X We went twice and it was really great
*Fish once or twice.
--X Laura and I fished in the BWCA she was the only one who caught something
*Climb or boulder somewhere.
--__
*Ride my bike to the beach.
--X It was such a hot day and really rewarding ride minus the flies
*Take lots of pictures.
--X yes there were many pictures taken
*Create a decent website for myself.
--__I didn't even come close
*Drink some rum.
--X
*Fire on wisconsin point.
--X awesome
*Naked swimming.
--X :)
*Rollerblades?
--__
*Make a few adventures to the Cities.
--X
*Stay out of the hospital.
--X!
*New computer? or upgrade lappy Both?
--X Upgraded the laptop and new computer in the works
*Grill ribs for no less than 3 hours.
--X AMAZING turns out I am a good cook
*Recieve an A in my may photo class.
--X
*Bring Laura to a concert.
--X Less than Jake and Reel Big Fish, Amanda and I got kicked out (but came back!)
*Not to spend all of my money.
--__technically no...
*Play my Djembe on the beach at least once.
--__
*Enjoy my last summer in Duluth to the very fullest of its capacity.
--XX This was a really great summer and I won't soon forget it!
*Broccoli
--;)
Alright so here they were in all of their grandeur as posted last April:
*Make some new wines including: onion, strawberry, blueberry, raspberry, and dandelion.
--X Wines created; Onion, Rhubarb, Blueberry. The blueberry is probably the only one I wont use as a marinade...
*Make a new batch of wine, this will be a red one.
--X This one is called Scarlet Caboose and is a Cabernet Sauvignon, mmm!
*Go camping with laura.
--X We went twice and it was really great
*Fish once or twice.
--X Laura and I fished in the BWCA she was the only one who caught something
*Climb or boulder somewhere.
--__
*Ride my bike to the beach.
--X It was such a hot day and really rewarding ride minus the flies
*Take lots of pictures.
--X yes there were many pictures taken
*Create a decent website for myself.
--__I didn't even come close
*Drink some rum.
--X
*Fire on wisconsin point.
--X awesome
*Naked swimming.
--X :)
*Rollerblades?
--__
*Make a few adventures to the Cities.
--X
*Stay out of the hospital.
--X!
*New computer? or upgrade lappy Both?
--X Upgraded the laptop and new computer in the works
*Grill ribs for no less than 3 hours.
--X AMAZING turns out I am a good cook
*Recieve an A in my may photo class.
--X
*Bring Laura to a concert.
--X Less than Jake and Reel Big Fish, Amanda and I got kicked out (but came back!)
*Not to spend all of my money.
--__technically no...
*Play my Djembe on the beach at least once.
--__
*Enjoy my last summer in Duluth to the very fullest of its capacity.
--XX This was a really great summer and I won't soon forget it!
*Broccoli
--;)
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Hows my little 2,000+ mile vaykay?
Alrighty I am past due on this one sorry folks.
Tony, what have you been doing these past few weeks?
Well I'll tell ya. I left you off at the End of our Indiana trip so a bunch of stuff has happened since then so I'll do my very best to keep it brief.
*We hung out with the family for some lunch and then headed up to madison to check out Laura's new crib, its nice.
*The next day we went to Noah's arc and had a fantastically excellent time the weather was perfect for the rides, it was about 68 and rainy so we had absolutely no lines we did all of the really fun ones a bunch and had free wet suit rentals they were nice and toasty. we continued up to Duluth that night.
*The next day we slept in and got everything ready for the next day, Boundrywaters day one!
*conveniently Laura and I have completely forgotten about day one, but if you ask me about maps, poop, steak, or chewie bars my memory may be jogged a bit.
*The rest of the trip was super fun and REEEEALLY relaxing, I started and finished a newberry prize book because I was in the mood It was called The House of the Scorpion
*on the last day we saw and listened to a couple of moose, it was really great.
*We got back and ate at hell's kitchen, my bison chuck steak was a solid OK Laura had the best burger I think I have ever eaten in a restaurant. I want to give them a second chance. I would consider going there for a drink if they had a happy hour.
*I worked and Laura packed the whole week not too much excitement, aside from...
*I adopted a kitten! she is black and becoming friendly, and very cute, I am going to name her Jinx. off to the vet sometime this week to get her all fixed and to run over a health bonus!
*This weekend was fun, I helped Laura move to Madison, but before we went we headed over to Washburn and played on her parent's boat as well as eating some good food. I even dug up some potatoes!
*The trip in Madison wasn't too eventful We had an excellent dinner and broke some stuff and got lost and dehydrated, aside from that it was great!
*Tonight I am back in Duluth, and will be missing my cuddle buddy I got so used to over the summer.
Yay! it was a fantastic way to end the summer and I relaxed recharged the batteries and am all set for a busy semester in school! I hate to say I am looking forward to classes, but damnit I like what I do in school now and don't mind one bit. So with this post comes the conclusion of the summer so expect a post-summer re-cap on my goals that I set back in april!
Tony, what have you been doing these past few weeks?
Well I'll tell ya. I left you off at the End of our Indiana trip so a bunch of stuff has happened since then so I'll do my very best to keep it brief.
*We hung out with the family for some lunch and then headed up to madison to check out Laura's new crib, its nice.
*The next day we went to Noah's arc and had a fantastically excellent time the weather was perfect for the rides, it was about 68 and rainy so we had absolutely no lines we did all of the really fun ones a bunch and had free wet suit rentals they were nice and toasty. we continued up to Duluth that night.
*The next day we slept in and got everything ready for the next day, Boundrywaters day one!
*conveniently Laura and I have completely forgotten about day one, but if you ask me about maps, poop, steak, or chewie bars my memory may be jogged a bit.
*The rest of the trip was super fun and REEEEALLY relaxing, I started and finished a newberry prize book because I was in the mood It was called The House of the Scorpion
*on the last day we saw and listened to a couple of moose, it was really great.
*We got back and ate at hell's kitchen, my bison chuck steak was a solid OK Laura had the best burger I think I have ever eaten in a restaurant. I want to give them a second chance. I would consider going there for a drink if they had a happy hour.
*I worked and Laura packed the whole week not too much excitement, aside from...
*I adopted a kitten! she is black and becoming friendly, and very cute, I am going to name her Jinx. off to the vet sometime this week to get her all fixed and to run over a health bonus!
*This weekend was fun, I helped Laura move to Madison, but before we went we headed over to Washburn and played on her parent's boat as well as eating some good food. I even dug up some potatoes!
*The trip in Madison wasn't too eventful We had an excellent dinner and broke some stuff and got lost and dehydrated, aside from that it was great!
*Tonight I am back in Duluth, and will be missing my cuddle buddy I got so used to over the summer.
Yay! it was a fantastic way to end the summer and I relaxed recharged the batteries and am all set for a busy semester in school! I hate to say I am looking forward to classes, but damnit I like what I do in school now and don't mind one bit. So with this post comes the conclusion of the summer so expect a post-summer re-cap on my goals that I set back in april!
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