Friday, January 22, 2010

Hows my little puddle?

So a few days ago I was trolling around my site meter stats and noticed I had a huge uptick in hits from all around the United States and the world, I thought gosh thats pretty weird, I haven't been overly prolific lately nor have I written really anything too profound that should be catching tens of internet user's attention. The meter has a cool little function which shows where people came from in finding their way onto my site. Its been pretty neat over the years to see how people end up on my little niche of the internet and this time is no exception.

My one problem is this time I am getting referred to arguably my most shallow post ever. Now, I've already written myself off from running for some political office, since this blog would probably oust several of my less fine points of character. So I'm not too worried about this coming back to haunt me but check it out.

When you're done with that look up 'naked airport' as a Google image search and tell me what you see as nearly the number one search result? That's right my totally 'awesome' Photoshop creation with a link to my words on the internet.

It didn't take long to figure out why people were suddenly searching the internet for naked airport. With this newish airport feature that sees through peoples clothing, this technology would have probably caught the guy who lit his undies on fire on the Detroit bound plane. So what does that mean, there is probably a trained technician in some little room at an airport getting off to that group of models who cant seem to get through security in one pass. Seriously.

So when Laura and I head to Spain in August you can expect me to be wearing my iron undies to keep those horny TSA employees guessing at the size of the package in my pants. I don't let just anyone get a load of this hot body without at least a little effort :)

Which brings me to another thought, would someone wearing a chastity belt get though airport security now?

7 comments:

FullaLove said...

Dude, after you've seen one penis, you've seen them all. I don't think they'll be getting too excited after catching a glimpse of 10,000 of them a day.

Just turn to the side and give it a little shimmy. That would be the award winning action.

Hell, if security does get an upgrade, I might put a banana in my pocket just for shits and giggles.

Unknown said...

Just curious, what does this have to do with puddles?

Tony! said...

Have you ever heard he is as shallow as a puddle?

Anonymous said...

Greets dudes!

I just wanted to say hi :)

Anonymous said...

Howdy

It is my first time here. I just wanted to say hi!

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