Hows my little Liar?

This is probably the best piece of Spam I've recieved.

First off the image is fantastic.
Second there really is no such thing as clean coal.

I really hop Obama goes ahead and changes his stance on it this idea and looks into a reliable renewable energy source rather than this mermaid hunt.

Hows my little image updater?

This much snow actually closed schools. <4 inches.
This is where I'm currently growing peppers and trying to grow grapes. That stick is a maple tree, I swear.
One of the best dishes including chocolate I have ever consumed EVER. Ruth's Chris filled me right up to the top.
Chip after unwraping presents.
If you visit us we will take you to big boy, right Sam?
Laura waxed poetic considering chocolates
So much fun was had we lost track of which way was up

Mercury is toxic. It's also ridiculously pretty. Click on this picture to see it big, I like the sparkle.

Hows my little Problem Solver?

That is one on the first titles that made a complete sentence in a while...go me!


The United states government has two big problems right now.
Fun Problem/Solution time!

Here goes:

First. The economy is doing pretty shitty. (that means less babies are being made meaning fewer taxes being paid in the future, very bad)

Solution: Pass an even more massive economic stimulus package to not only taxpayers but businesses as well! Perfect...how about $800,000,000,000.00ish? Even better.

Second and MOST IMPORTANT. There are actually over 1 million people who don't have cable or sattelite(!) who are waiting on their government sponsored coupon to buy a converter for their shitty TV(mine included)!!!

Solution: Push back the switch date farther (again) to allow more money to be allocated to these stupid bastards watching Survivor. But! while these procrastinators are waiting lets cleverly bundle it in with the $800,000,000,000.00ish 'stimulus' and call it helpful. This will add urgency.


Back to the taxpayer...
How do either of these problems get solved?

Well that is easy!
Buy a TV on sale from a nation-wide company based out of a city nowhere close to the taxpayer's local economy, which is manufactured by a company located in across an ocean in a country with an even more dismal economy, which is outfitted with a digital tuner so that they can now say that they have stimulated an eastern company's economy all while maintaining their debt on their house and credit card(s) to their local bank.
At least there is still survivor.


Survivor seems fitting huh?