Hows my little toot!?

I farted yesterday and it smelled like a newly opened can of raquetballs.



That can't be healthy.

Hows my little Razr Killer?

I killed it....



My trusty Razr, it could not handle the swim in lake superior, sadly.
I tried to breathe life into it through its ventilation but it would not resopnd.
I attempted surgery but unfortunatly I was unable to help.
I did not bother it for extended mounts of time for it to recouperate.
I tried to plug it into it's life support system but it could not handle it.
To you Razr I salute you.

meh, i have insurance I can collect on its death and get a new one
yay capitalism

I will be without a phone until next week sometime, probably tuesday night or wednesday, cingular dose not represent itself up here and since the guts of Razrs are different from company to company I can not just magicaly get a new one.

My parents sold the house, they will be out by july 17th.
Before My mom moves she would be interested in teaching whoever wants how to interview, as she is a human resources manager she knows one or two things about them. Also we are at that age where interviews are particularly important. Free of charge.

Summer is going well, I am currently reading a book about the begining of the current Iraq war and what the soldiers expierenced, it was written by a CNN embedded reporter who was in the same division of the army as my brother.

Yesterday Dan and I jumped off of the top of the sunken building in lake superior against our better judgement, the lake was really really cold yesterday. I will do it again and take pictures for ya'll

My wine will be bottled on tuesday Starting right now I will be taking pre-orders. It is called Essentially Dapper and is a white wine of the Pinot Grigio type.

The end

Hows my little swimer?

I biked down to the beach today and took a swim with my phon in my pocket....soooo if you need to get a hold of me send me an E-mail, I guess?
Should be fixed tomorrow.

I am enjoying summertime

Hows my little remote controller?

That's one of the nice things about TV. There is no law that says you have to watch. There is no law that says you have to purchase a television set. There is no law that says you have to subscribe to a cable TV services...One of the greatest virtues of our system is the freedom to choose."

The trouble is, the nation's broadcasters are gradually losing their freedom to choose what to put on the air.
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Hows my little slow motion?

not much to add lately.
I've been trying to keep busy while earning money.
call me someday at work 1800.777.7925
Jon is coming up this weekend should be fun its grandma's marathon weekend
and I have work off
They only put on the A-Team phone answerers and checker in-ers
yay!

I started reading a book about the begining of the Iraq war, so far its pretty slow, I don't expect it to pick up but it will be a life improving read...maybe?...sure why not.

I miss you Beeeeeeeeeeeeeej


Two weeks and I bottle the wine, I will be accepting $5 donations for bottles

Hows my little internet treat?

Ann is sitting here.

My house in Duluth does not have Internet acess, it has driven me to watch copious amounts of VH1. I have seen the Maxiam and VH1 hot 100 3 times now. May classes are over, I think I did pretty well in them, yay me. Moved the wine yesterday, took pictures but I don't have my camera at home, maybe later?



I am bad at siphoning.