Hows my little chair?

So long Chair! We have had so many good times since you first came into my life nearly a decade ago. You've supported my rear through good times and bad. As an outcast from the beginning I took you in and sat on you when no one else would. Even as your back support moved farther and farther from comfortable and rendered you nearly a stool. You've always been there to hold me, my friends, and family up, and I appreciated that. Chair, I want to thank you for your thankless duty as an inanimate object, over the years we've moved, rolled, mindlessly spun, and tortured cats together. All great memories. It was sad rolling you out to the curb since your wheels still worked so well and you could still support over 300 pounds, but sadly you were past due, living on borrowed years, you lived an exciting life as chairs go but your time has come and onward you move into the underworld. Chair, I will miss you, in your place this $10 inflatable ball is doing everything you did, but with comfort.